Those who are wondering who Gordon Shumway is, I will tell you. He is better known as the cat eating furry space…thing nicknamed Alf. You all know who he is, I mean come on, 95% of you had an Alf lunchbox growing up. The other 5% had My Little Pony lunchboxes, yes I’m talking to you Polish.
Well Twitter has brought up plenty of fun things to read like the Rebound Finder or Shit My Dad Says. Now, you can follow what Mr. Shumway has to say. Here is his latest and greatest twat tweet.
I hate musicals. Out of the blue people burst into songs. But then I heard there was one named “Cats”…
O Alf, how funny you were when it came to wanting to eat the cat, and the 1980s.
Get some words of wisdom on how to kill/eat a Melmacian cockroach here
