It’s summertime, baby! Bangin’ beats, hot bodies, icy cold brews and boardwalk bashes. Only the hottest can handle the heat. And this new Summer Share is looking for some new roommates.
If that doesn’t pump you up enough to sign up for Jersey Shore, then I’m not totally sure what is. I can hear Flintheart’s fist pumping the floor as I write this.
Mind you though, there are several stipulations when filling out this casting call application:
- You must dominate the gym
- Tear up the dance floor
- Rule in the bedroom
- 21 or older and appear to be under 30.
- No hater’s allowed
That’s fo real. If you think you got what it takes to be a douche, or already are a douche, or want to be a douche, then sign up you douche.
WHY???? Who the fuck cares about a bunch of douchebags getting drunk in the asshole state of the country? Why must MTV make me want to shoot every guido and greasy ass dago. Yar i just dont know about america anymore. you are a good apple but MTV is a bunch of Fucking Retards…. Keep on writing good sir
And that reply of mine was no way at all bad talking you man. just the assholes who produce that Fuckiing dribble they call Television
haha, no worries…MTV does this because it’s what America wants to watch.
Honestly, if you were sitting on a corner with a beer at a dangerous intersection wouldn’t you want to see a most awesome and violent car crash? Isn’t that why you are there in the first place? It’s exactly the same thing with this TV show. You want to watch it because it is a huge fucking wreck.
very true Yar very true… You win this one sir. Keep up the good work dude