MTV has gone and released several photos of our favorite reality TV crew when they were 17 years old or so.
Take this ever so awesome photo of our good friend, Mike “The Situation”.
In case you were wondering, “The Situation” is in the middle with the white turtle neck. You will undoubtedly notice his douchey siblings flanking him to the left and right. We will just go and say that his brother in blue to the left is gay and leave it at that. As for “The Situation” himself, I’m pretty sure this photo says it all. We will also ignore his sister too. Let’s focus on his brother to the right, the douchebag in the gray turtleneck.
Firstly I’d like to point out that if you have tits and are a guy, don’t wear a tight ass turtleneck. No fuck that, if you are a guy, you should not be wearing any sort of turtleneck. He kind of looks like a gay retarded version of Lou Ferrigno. A gay retarded version that isn’t deaf but is retarded. You then go and wonder where “The Situation” got the idea to take steroids. Hmm, well by looking at Man Tits 5000 to the right, I’d say he gave him the idea. Good job brother, you helped bring another douchebag into this already douchebag ridden world. This just proves that God hates us all.
Ok folks, get out your hair gel, cocaine and hand guns, the Jersey Shore season 2 premiers tomorrow night. Fuck you MTV.
