Ordinarily when the Captains devote an article to Facebook it usually entails a rant about how much we despise it. This time however, we’ve found something worthy of praise. Recently, two groups have been brought to our attention that are both epic in scope and important corner stones of the modern civilization we inhabit.
The first group is titled, Can This Pickle Get More Fans Than Nickelback. If you like the music of Nickelback please exit this website immediately and never ever come back. Seriously, please go fuck yourself. They are the worst thing to come out of Canada since Alex Trabeck. Join this group and prove that an inanimate object is both more talented and has more appeal to normal humans than Nickelback ever will.
The second group is, My Sister Said If I Get One Million Fans She Will Name Her Baby Megatron. That’s right, Megatron from fucking Transformers. Why wouldn’t you want to help make this a reality? This is nothing short of glorious.
TCM doesn’t ask our readership for much. But if you have a soul you will help contribute to these noble causes.
Member of the first; definitely joining the second. Any child should be honored to be named after such an illustrious personage. All Hail Megatron!
Dane Cook had a skit about naming his kid Megatron. Although I’m sure many a people think Dane Cook is a douchebag (and it’s probably true) both Want & Need and Hamful if Swallowed are very funny shit.
Dane Cook was funny when I was 17.