Email the Easter Bunny

TCM thought you may be interested to know that when you type “email the” into the Google search bar the auto fill in shows these top searches:

1. The President
2. The White House
3. The President of the United States
4. The View
5. The Jonas Brothers
6. The Pope
7. The Sports Guy
8. The Easter Bunny

We wonder who responds to the Easter Bunny emails?

Well, TCM has written an email to the Easter Bunny to find out this answer. We would like to share it with you and the response we received.

Dear Easter Bunny,

We find it interesting that you have email. We were not aware that you were so technology savvy. Since our IT guy is on vacation in Somalia, we have some questions about setting up a network and our emails.

1. We have 3 computers here in our office and 2 can connect to the network (which is named assface) but 1 can not. They all have Windows XP and internet connectivity. We just can’t seem to get them all working on the same network.
2. The same computer cannot send and receive emails. We are getting the error: Please check your POP3 and SMTP settings. We have checked and re-checked, but they are all correct.
3. Since writing this email our IT guy was killed by pirates and we currently have an opening for an IT position. Do you want it?

Thank you Easter Bunny, we hope you will help us and accept our job offer. We have a very competitive salary and you have the option to work from home several days a week.

Sincerely,
TCM

And the response

TCM,

This is not the Easter Bunny, this is just someone that allows children to email what they would like for Easter. Please do not email me again as for I will not answer you.

Our response

Easter Bunny,

That is fucked up. Allowing children to send you what they want for Easter and they probably won’t get it because you are impersonating the Easter Bunny. You just wait till I get a hold of the real Easter Bunny’s email. I’m going to let him know that there is an impostor out there, and hopefully he can contact the appropriate authorities. May God have mercy on your wretched soul.

-TCM

p.s. So, do you still want that IT job we offered? Did I mention it has great benefits?

We have not heard back from this impostor and probably won’t. We did however find a replacement for our KIA IT guy and he goes by the name of Santa Claus. And yes, he did fix our email and network problems (Hey, he needs to work the other 364 days during the year). Yea, shove that up your furry ass, Easter Bunny.