Yes yes, happy 4/20 day all you weedheads. April 20, is a day all potheads look forward too because it is Hitler’s birthday. That’s right people, the man, the myth, the super douche himself, Adolf Hitler was born today. Isn’t that what why we celebrate 4/20 day…?
Didn’t think so. For pot dealers though, today is like their “Black Friday”, except it’s monday. All potheads from around the globe dial up hoping their favorite junkie dealer still has some bud left. Same goes for all gas stations/7-11′s/bodega’s/convenience stores and so fourth. If you didn’t stop and pick up a dutch/philly/ez widers before you went to work….o wait, you probably don’t work so let me rephrase that….before noon, then you might be shit out of luck.
Apparently the people in Santa Cruz, CA know how to get shit done on 4/20 at 4:20. People from all walks of life (mostly students from UCSC) ascend onto this field and all light up come 4:20pm. According to local newspapers, the cloud of smoke from this gathering is so large that it is mistaken as a wildfire. But firefighters knowing that it is not, fly overhead with a fire-helicopter letting loose cheez-doodles, reese’s peanut butter cups and Kool-Aid onto the crowd. Hey potheads, how fuckin’ cool is that!? Well, almost as cool as a talking dinosaur.
Well, enjoy your 4/20 day from all of us at TCM. O, and remember to mention The Captain’s when talking to your dealer, they will give you 10% off your final purchase price.
And a very merry 4/20 to you too! If only Hitler had celebrated 4/20 instead of his birthday, the world would be so different…
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