Today is Mr. T’s aka Laurence Tureaud’s birthday!
To celebrate, we highly suggest you wear a shit-ton of gold jewelry, shave yourself a mohawk and beat people up as only Mr. T could or, “I’ll take my first and put my initial’s on your brain.”
Here is the card we wrote to Mr. T:
Dear Mr. T,
Today is your birthday. We weren’t sure what to get you, but we figure we would write you this card. Of the many years we have watched you while growing up, I don’t think anyone was more influential on our lives than you. No one better has taught us how to shut up jibba-jabba’s, perfectly land a punch, grow an amazing mohawk, overly bling yourself, tell kid’s to do the right thing like stay on drugs and don’t do school and the always useful, how to throw someone. Mr. T, you are our hero.
We here at TCM would like to wish you a sucka free birthday!
Love Always,
TCM
To finish it off, here is Mr. T in action:
[...] is a real infomercial. I stayed up late the other night so I could finish watching the whole thing. Mr. T has some genius one liners, also note this is the fakest studio audience you will likely ever see. [...]
[...] Matt Damon can be considered a respectable actor in my book only because he was in my favorite movie of all time, EuroTrip. Granted he was only in it for like 5 minutes and sang a sweet song about some kid named Scott not knowing that he was fucking his girlfriend, he most definitely stole the show. But we aren’t here to talk about EuroTrip or Matt Damon’s penis, we are here to discuss the super badass Bourne Identity and Supremacy. I’d like to first say that the actress they chose to be Jason Bourne’s “girlfriend” was highly questionable. They could have most certainly chosen a much hotter chick. In the Bourne Supremacy, the writers must have realized this and quickly killed her off, which a reason why this movie is on this list. O yea, and because no one in the world can kick Jason Bourne’s ass. Except maybe Mr. T. [...]