If you all don’t know what Ginger is, I will quickly bring you up to speed.
Ginger
A human, characterized by pale skin, freckles and bright red hair. “Gingers” are generally considered to be inferior to their more melanin-rich brethren, and thus deservingly discriminated against. Gingers are thought to have no souls. The condition, “gingervitis” is genetic and incurable.
Source: Urban Dictionary.
Unfortunately for us but fortunately for them, Kick A Ginger Day was on the 20th of this month. If you all watch South Park, you will know that that is the international date. Well according to this news article, it was carried out by a bunch of kids in Canada. God bless Canada.
We believe at TCM, that every day should be Kick A Ginger Day. Here are some useful pointers on how to successfully kick a ginger:
- Since gingers’ complexions are brighter than the sun, they tend to bruise easily. So, aim for an area that will show off your handy work.
- As in the above pointer, since gingers have very sensitive skin, they will wear more clothing than a normal skin colored person. So, this truly leaves only the face. Aim high Willis, aim high.
- Even though the day is called Kick A Ginger, you don’t necessarily have to just kick them. If you are creative, you can come up with many ways to inflict discomfort amongst these walking, living, breathing ghosts.
- A popular, alternative way to harass the gingers is simply to point and laugh at them. This may not physically bruise them, but emotionally, yes.
This then begs the question: Which would you rather have as a child, a ginger or a kid with down syndrome? Think long and hard and let us know your answer.
So there you have it. Ginger’s don’t chose to be ginger’s, that’s just God’s way of saying “I hate you”.
I’m sure after writing this post, I will be cursed with having a ginger/retarded kid in the future. Awesome.
Thanks Fruitman.
I’d rather have a kid with down Syndrome…..But wouldn’t that really suck if the kid with down syndrome was a ginger as well????
I have been a staunch advocate of kick a ginger day since it’s inception. Thank you for bringing it to the forefront Captain Yar. I’m just going to say it….Gingervitis is worse than AIDS.
Ummm, I’m not sure where to start here but I guess that to state I am NOT a ginger or a person with down syndrome is a good place. This is horrible, I understand the need for crude and immature humor as it makes the world go round (and makes me laugh, no matter how stupid the joke) but to promote hatred on someone for something they have no control over is completely unnecessary. Making fun of a douchebag with a pink shirt and spray on tan is one thing because they can CONTROL this ailment. Promoting hatred towards an individual who is born a certain way is just completely wrong. What’s next? Kidnap a ginger and use their head to bust mailboxes? Hang a ginger while wearing white sheets? I thought we were above hatred. I hope this particular post was just a joke and I am taking this too seriously because I am drunk.
First things first you obviously don’t visit here too often
and can’t handle your liquor. Go drunk dial one of your ex-boyfriends and complain.Secondly, you obviously don’t like crude and immature humor
or you wouldn’t have whined and cried to us right there.Thirdly, why would a ghost be hanging a ginger? They could easily just scare them.
And lastly, kidnapping a ginger and using their heads to bust mailboxes is
an AWESOMEa semi-reasonable idea!! We will most certainly taking those suggestions into consideration Dan.Dan is a closet ginger.
As long as there is hair dye and tanning beds, I will maintain my stance that Gingervitis is a personal and immoral choice.
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