Fuck Hallmark and their bullshit holidays. My office took up a collection for “Bosses Day” last week. Now this was for my two big bosses in the office and I have a supervisor that’s technically my boss too. When does it end? Where the hell is my “Employee Day”? Why don’t they buy us all something for making them money? Why do I need to reward them for telling me what to do and making more than enough money to put them into a different tax bracket? Isn’t that what Christmas is for? As least than (usually) you get something in return.
My mother was confused the other day when she went to my Grandmother’s house and saw a card she was reading. My mom asked what it was for and my Grandmother told her “Grandparent’s Day”. What the fuck is that all about?
I realize we live in a capitalistic society, but fuck off Hallmark and take your bullshit, made up, fake ass holidays with you.
Bosses day should be like April fool’s day except you should be able to prank them like upper decking their toilet or something without repurcussion…..Like when the coaches who win get dumped gatorade on. You should take a dump on their souls!
Wow. I like it. I like it a lot.