Have you noticed that America is becoming dumber? When you check your e-mail on a website like Yahoo or AOL that has news headlines, the most prominent one is always something so incredibly idiotic about Jessica Simpson that makes your brain hurt (much like hers when she attempts to think). Meanwhile, the real headline news is buried really small in the corner.
Well, loyal TCM reader Shaffer and I have been kicking around this idea for months. He spent a long time collection screen shots of Yahoo’s homepage and we’d like to present it to you in a new segment we call, Headline News. In all cases please note the retarded banner headline and the top real news headline on the bottom half of the screen.
Way to go America! Thanks for treating us all like we are 14 year old girls and brain dead hicks.
