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Jun232009

Candles are no longer just for women and pussies

Like the smell of a camp fire breakfast? Or how about the scent of a freshly oiled supermodel? That’s right boys, Mandle Company has made candles specifically designed for men. No longer will you have to deal with the pussy ass scent of Baby Powder or Cherry Lemonade. Mandle Co. has given us men smells like Rawhide and Freshly Tapped Keg. I don’t know about you but I think this is a fan-fuckin-tastic idea.

Hell if the Burrito Fart scent alone doesn’t sell you, then you don’t deserve a Mandle.

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FYI, eating the space brownie candle DOES NOT have the same effect.

And remember folks, Mandles are always made with 1% wax, 99% testosterone.

One Response to “Candles are no longer just for women and pussies”

  1. Darryl says:

    I do not recommend the Yeast Infection Candle no matter how much you like pussy.

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