If you are a regular farter, I’d watch out where you let ‘em rip from now on.
Apparently in Texas, a man was stabbed for farting. That’s right…stabbed for farting. The stabber was so upset at the farter, that he threw a knife at him hitting him in the leg then attacking a second time this time getting him in the chest.
When the attacker was asked why he got so angry at the farting man, he responded, “Ever been forced to funnel a fart? It’s not fun.” He went on to say, “You know how some war veterans are shell shocked? That when they hear a loud noise it brings back bad memories from battle. Yea, when I hear farts, I get fart shocked.”
Lucky for Captain Kirk, his ass is a barren wasteland that doesn’t product such a thing. Captain Polish…not so lucky.
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