So if you haven’t heard, Billy Mays, the human megaphone, has passed away over the weekend. He was better known for his Oxy Clean and KABOOM products. I swear, this guy could sell a black dildo with Mexican balls to a Nazi/KKK member.
I am also led to believe that he fought bears. I mean you don’t look like that if you don’t fight bears. He’s got one of them mountain man beards. I bet off set from yelling and shouting to sell stuff, all he ate was raw bear meat and drank mongoose piss. I hear that is the recipe for redbull. Hence the reason he was always shouting and quite possibly his death.
Which also leads me to believe that is how he always talked on and off set. You can picture him in a restaurant trying to order some water. “Hey waiter! Billy Mays here! I bet you I can sell this bottle of Oxy Clean to this nice woman over here before you can get me a glass of water!!!!”
“Billy Mays, why are you always hollarin?” I would say.
Well, I had no problem with the man…RIP Billy Mays.
On another note, people always say that death’s come in threes.
First 3: David Carradine, Ed McMahon and Farrah Fawcett
Next 3: Michael Jackson, Billy Mays and could be you!
Let us know who you think will die next.
Actually, off set he did not yell. He did that show with the british dude on the Discovery Channel – “Pitchmen.” The show blew major donkey balls, btw.
I heard he went to Hell and his punishment is to be made to watch his own crappy commercials for Eternity!
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