Drunk driver didn’t even have to leave his barstool.

Ingenuity is a word that is thrown around from time to time. I think it’s safe to say that it can properly be used now. Apparently, a 28 year old Ohioan was charged for drunk driving after crashing his homemade bar stool car, powered by a lawn mower. That sombitch had 15 beers he told police before getting on his homemade drunk machine. According to this guy, it could get up to 38mph. Not to mention he drank a half a bottle of whiskey after the incident. I think TCM needs to give this guy a call and have a drink or 15.