A new study was just released that recommends doctors drink 5 to 6 cups of coffee a day. Based on a very advanced bathroom formula, invented in 1312, this means doctors will now need to use the bathroom 3 times more a day than normal.
“A document on fatigue management released by health officials in Queensland state recommended doctors ingest 400 milligrams of caffeine to stay awake on the job, or the equivalent of six cups of coffee, after warnings that patients were dying.”
TCM is in agreement, a lot more work gets done when we’re tired than when we need to poop. When a doctors stomach begins grumbling after 2 hot coffee cups, there isn’t much that can be done. When you’re tired, the hot nurse is always there to give a nice wet slap to the face.
Everybody Poops or even better EVERYBODY POOPS!
[...] Poopduken – that is all. [...]