After a lot of arguing, finger pointing, beer drinking, and watching re-runs of Family Matters, the Captain’s are getting their act together – we’re creating some merch!
Here are two stickers we just put into production at the printers!
Be proud about your bear.
Be proud about your farts.
This begs the next question, do you want one? If you do, you can either peel them off the many bars and women bathrooms they will be showing up in around the nation, or just send us enough comments so Captain Yar creates a merch page.
And if you want one, would you one day want to buy a shirt? Keep in mind, this wouldn’t be any shirt. This would be a shirt that will save you from Dragons, marauding Mongols, and doing the dishes.
Think hard and let us know; we’re trying to find a way to put Captain Kirk’s illegitimate child through school.
joy.
Yes i would be interested in the stickers, Yes I would be interested in the t-shirts, Yes I want to help out captain Kirk’s illegitamate child……Also i was wondering if their was a new captain position opening up….I was thinking maybe I could be CAPTAIN Bongload ..Captain Flintheart is my half bastard brother and he totally is in favor of a new captain. P.s . I could help fend off the marauding mongols, I have special skills that involve blowing smoke strategically towards the enemy and getting them to lose all motivation to move. Thankyou for your consideration in this position. Also I heard Capt. flintheart is adopting a korean child???? I heard the rumor but I just didn’t know if it was true.
Captain flinthart is in fact adopting a little Korean child. That little Korean child is me!
Thanks for offering up your services DG. The Captain’s will consider at their next Quarterly Stakeholders Meeting in Dallas, TX where everything is bigger.
Beautiful. When will they be available?
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