Ok, I know what you all are thinking. “You are gonna make fun of Michael Jackson and he is dead!” Shit yea he is dead. All the little boys out there can now breathe a sigh of relief. His son Blanket Jackson can now change that goddamn awful name. If I were Blanket Jackson, I would change it to something on the complete opposite part of the spectrum. Like, I don’t know, how about The End Jackson…cause there ain’t no more babies coming from that dead son-bitch.
Well anyways, Michael Jackson was talented and there ain’t no denying that. Not many people can compete with the freakish legacy he has brought onto this world. But now he’s is dead and Paul McCartney can get his songs back. So, I would like to leave it off with Katt Williams and how he feels about MJ.
RIP Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson. The world has lost 3 fantastic white entertainers, and you will all be missed.
Farrah Fawcett dies and goes to the Pearly Gates. She is greeted enthusiastically by St. Peter, who it turns out was a big “Charlies Angels” fan.
“Ms. Fawcett,” St. Peter gushes, “you’ve live an exemplary life. The Almighty is well pleased with your work. Make a wish and it will immediately be granted.”
Without hesitating Farrah replies, “I want all the little children of the world to be safe and able to sleep soundly tonight.”
Michael Jackson instantly appears at the Gates.
Didn’t take long for that joke to hit, now, did it.
I’m with you on this one. Hard to get sad over the death of a pedophile.
Come on, man. Blanket is a KICK ASS name. If I have another kid, a girl specifically, I’m going to name her something equally as cool.
Tampon.
I’m partial to Dildo Jackson.
Michael Jackson was bigger than Elvis… RIP
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