Throughout the years, shoes have shaped our lives. From elementary school to the high school days, there has always been a pair that has stood out like a hot chick at a Sunday afternoon open bar. This one is in regards to the ultimate TMNT Payless Pair.
Plus: Payless found a way to make kids not care they didn’t have the swoosh on their shoes or the pump on the tongue, because they had Michelangelo, the ultimate hero. By wearing these shoes kids had the next best thing to living the life. Yes, the eating pizza, throwing slices, swinging nun chucks, protecting New York City life from Shredder, getting to first base with April kind of life. If only the shoes were made slightly better, there wouldn’t have been so many twisted ankles as the turtles battled the Foot on the swing sets. Well worth the battles.
Drawback: There will most likely not be more than one owner per class and the owner of these shoes will become highly recognizable, especially in the lower space of the bathroom stall. Everyone will quickly know about the poop that took place and will tell the rest of the class. Torment for the remainder of the day. Well worth the torment.
Present Day Version:
