Those damn pirates!

Those damn pirates strike again! Apparently the other day after 3 Somalian pirates were killed by US Navy SEALs to rescue the hijacked captain, they thought it would be an awesome idea to hijack 3 more ships! Those little pirates are resilient mother fuckers. I say little because they are believed to be between the ages of 17 and 19 years old. Wow, barely legal teenagers with heavy weapons…scary ain’t it? Sounds like the hottest new porno out on the market.

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