A recent phenomenon has swept the globe! Its the Snuggie! People have become so excited about this blanket with sleeves that they have given almost the entire world’s money supply to the makers of this blanket. Yes, this is the cause of the worlds recessionary problems. So go buy one! Or should you? They will be yesterdays fad by the end of the year. And there are already four holes in the blanket before it is delivered! Soon they will be in your clearance box at the Dollar Store.
But what can last the test of time? CAPES! Big Capes! Small Capes! Capes the size of your head!
What one superhero would you be, if you could be any? Certainly not Catwoman!
And look at Ricky! Hes going to grow up to be a Marine Biologist!
Its even referenced in famous TV shows!
Mac: You see how many yahoos are trying out?
Dennis: Oh, yeah, yeah. I’ve seen a lot of people wearing capes.
Mac: There are like fifteen guys wearing capes.
Dennis: You’ve seen that? Why would you wear a cape? What advantage does that give you?
Mac: Absolutely none.
So why buy a snuggie? When you can own a cape and be anything you want to be.
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