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Jun22009

Retro Hipster Slang Revealed: Part 1

BIG035AY460 Retro Hipster Slang Revealed: Part 1

Have you ever watched an old movie and heard someone say some fucked up gibberish that doesn’t make a lick of sense to anyone in their right mind? TCM will be doing our best to help define such 1940’s and 50’s hipster slang for you, the only way we know how.

Let’s get started.

1. “That chick is locked up in this direction, so just cut out while your conk is all in one portion”

This is how you can tell someone to stop annoying the young lady you are escorting.

2. “Solid Jack, I’ll dig you in your den gradually”

This is the proper reply when invited to someone’s house.

3. “Deep Sea Diving”

Translation:
Oral sex

And of course my personal favorite:

4. “Must have been tough on your mother, not having any children”

Translation:
I don’t know who you are, but you don’t impress me.

That is some cold hearted shit to say to someone. Anyway, check back often as we infiltrate the hipster and begin digging deeper into it’s world of nonsensical speaking patterns.

2 Responses to “Retro Hipster Slang Revealed: Part 1”

  1. Ted lanceford says:

    sorry but my teeth are swimming.

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