
In our ongoing series to help TCM readers decipher slang used in old movies and give them a crash course before they take their Delorean out for a spin we’d like to present you with the definition for the following retro hipster slang terms.
1. “Doing next weeks drinking too soon”
Translation:
Those extra shots of booze you really don’t need because you’re already wasted
2. “Give me an intro to this snake and i’ll hitch up the reindeers for you”
Translation:
Introduce me to this despicable person and I’ll get the marijuana cigarettes for you to smoke
3. “I tried to carry a stuffed moose head through a revolving door”
Translation:
Somebody beat me up
4. “Slinky piece of homework”
Translation:
Good looking woman
5. “Executive Session”
Translation:
Serious drinking
Still feeling inadequate? Bone up on part 1.

all i have to say is your mom is one slinky piece of homework>>. especially when my teeth are swimming
you oughta be hauled off to the cackle factory