Have you ever tried to fart on someone before? Did it work? Were you upset with the outcome? Well my friends, next time try a haduken.
What is a haduken you might ask? Well, if you’re well versed in Street Fighter, you’d know the haduken is one of Ryu and Ken’s special moves where they throw a massive fire ball at you:
A haduken actually has a hidden meaning in the land of farts. A haduken is a secret weapon you can use to up-end enemies, embarass your girlfriends, or surprise your buddies.
To give a haduken, follow these easy steps:
- Prepare – you prepare like you would for any fart, but this time you need to put a hand behind your bum in order to “catch the fart.”
- Fart – self explanatory
- Catch – leave your hand behind your bum to catch the whole fart. Many people use “the cup” method for a higher catch rate.
- Throw – move your hand from your bum to the facial region of the enemy, girlfriend, or buddy you will be hadukening. At this point, it is very appropriate to yell “Haduken!” at the top of your lungs.
Giving out hadukens is a lot of fun and will make you the life of the party. We suggest these common situations for hadukens: the office party, a crowded bar, an elevator, anywhere in the mall, and anywhere else you feel the need to one-up someone.
So go out and spread the word on hadukens. After all, how funny is farting?
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I’ve learned something new and this is the first thing that I have learned today at 1:01pm June, 9th 2009….The Art of the HADUKEN! I would like to thank the writer of the article for this informative piece on badassness. I came in expecting to learn how to throw fire and left with the knowledge of throwing “Fire” at said individual. THANK YOU
Always glad to educate others on the art of the haduken. Tell your friends, or better yet, show your friends how it’s done!
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