We at TCM feel it is important to keep our readers constantly learning, so here’s the first series of dictionary terms you should know.
1 Cropdusting: Silently passing gas while walking past others then quickly vacating the area leaving the others to suffer the ill consequences
2 Dutch Oven: To fart in bed and then push your partner under the covers to enjoy the atmosphere
3 Karaoke Fart: A sequence of farts comprising of tunes to sing along to
4 Turtle Head: The uncomfortable feeling that something more than gas might pop out when you next fart
5 Tear Jerker: Brings tears to the eyes. Good for use in a Dutch Oven.
6 Snickerdoodle: The type of name for a fart one uses when having fart wars
7 Sledgehammer: So smelly that when wafted into someone’s face they instantly recoil, complaining that the smell felt like a sledgehammer blow to the nose. Give yourself a pat on the back.
8 Rolling Dutch Oven: Winding up the windows in the car to allow the passenger no respite from your fumes
9 Machine Gun: Rapid succession of ballistic farts.
10 Hydroflatus: Farting underwater. The bubbles can be ignited at the surface.
[...] lifted, demand for the mind eraser erupted. And with families pinching pennies that meant more shart stained clothes, less makeup and tanning beds for chicks, and a reason to put on those beer [...]
[...] Another Captain Kirk gem: Dictionary definitions for today’s man. “Cropdusting” and “dutch oven” cracked the 2009 version of Webster’s [...]