Indecent Exposure

Should it still be considered indecent exposure if a hot woman were caught walking around naked?  If I was a cop and was charged with nailing her (in more ways than one), I would probably issue an “awesome” exposure ticket instead.  It would be an awesome exposure ticket because this is something you just don’t see everyday and it is awesome.  Indecent exposure should be reserved for all men, old people, and fat chicks.