Guys, are you tired of embarrassing questions from your boss about when you last changed underwear? Girls, have you recently sharted yourself in public and had no easy exit to rid of your stank ass underwears? How many of you wake up in the morning and do not want to change your underwear, if your wearing any at all? I assume most of you disagree with me on all of these questions, but have no fear, Japan the country who brought us Noodle Eaters Hair Guard and the ever popular ability for men to breast feed, has come up with a solution for stink free underwear.
The underwear cleverly called J-ware are designed to kill bacteria (left over skid stains), absorb water (eliminating swamp ass), insulate the body and dry quickly. Lucky for all of you fans of lighting your farts, they are flame-resistant. So light away. Also for when you do eventually wash them they are anti-static, which is good so they don’t get stuck to your head when unloading from the dryer. Believe me folks, it has happened, ask Captain Kirk. O yea forgot to mention that they are comfortable and stylish as well. Not really sure where you can buy these, or if you can buy them but I’d check eBay, they have all sorts of shit over at that place.
Now all we need them to invent is a way for women to pee standing up. Wait…whats that? They already have that!? I think its safe to say we can now all sleep in peace.
