To better allow our viewing audience to understand the writers of TCM are in fact, literate, I dedicate the first random pastime moment to a book. Possibly one of the greatest series ever created. I will say it, better than goosebumps. Because you choose the ending. Now only if the pope realized this is how to engulf readers. Everyone would be reading the bible, if you turn to page 10 you get to adulturate the neighbors wife, get laid, and go to hell. If you turn to page 23 you save a cat from a burning tree and go to heaven. Best part about it, story resets next week anyway. So when you get old, always save the cat from the tree. You’ll be golden.
[...] Adventure (For Adults) by Captain Flintheart Captain Kirk awhile back proposed the idea to make the Bible a *choose your own adventure book, to increase its readability. I have to admit, he might have been on to [...]