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Jul132010

Recreational Dumping

dog pooping on president clinton Recreational Dumping

All men (and most dogs) like to poop. We’ve discussed bathroom attendants and bathroom reading in depth so it’s time to explore recreational dumping.

Recreational dumping is a leisure activity much like reading a book or watching TV. It’s when you go to the bathroom, drop trou, and just relax. You can read, you can call or text your friends, or you can just think. The recreation part comes from sitting on the toilet in poo-mode – that is all really. You can poo, but it is not required.

I’ve been a recreational dumper for years. I’ll read on the pot, called some friends and caught up on life (what better place to do that), and have done some heavy thinking as well. At work I do my best thinking when recreational dumping after lunch. The best part of workplace recreational dumping is the fact that you are getting paid to do something you enjoy.

I was talking this topic over with Captain’s Yar, Kirk, and K and to our amazement there are a lot of fellows that enjoy this activity. One of our mates at Up and At Them is huge on recreational dumping as is several followers/commenters on this blog (we know who you are). There are no female recreational dumpers that we know of (thank god) which begs the question – who amongst are followers are man enough to admit that they are a recreational dumper?

2 Responses to “Recreational Dumping”

  1. DG says:

    Hi I’m DG, 25 years young, and I like to dump recreationally. I miss having a JOB because the plus you mentioned about getting paid whilst dumping is a great job benefit that is never discussed in the interview process.

  2. Rooster Cogburn says:

    Clinton looks good with a poopstache.

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