So apparently there is a kid who’s dad is is hitting 80 yrs old and pissed off at everything including his son, wife, dog, etc… So what does his son do? He posts the best quotes on twitter. Here are some of my personal favorites:
“When I used to live in Los Angeles, I used to step in human feces a lot.”
“My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday…You want to watch what? What the fuck is mad men? I’m a mad man if you don’t pick me the hell up.”
“Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn’t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.”
“Tennessee is nice. The first time I vomited was in Tennessee, I think.”
“Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices… Jesus, Joni (my mom) it’s a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn’t even real dammit!”
[...] Evidence Of My Dad’s Growing Insanity My dad has let the media win for the last 10 years. He has been obsessed with identity theft. He refuses to buy things online with a credit/debit card (he buys prepaid gift cards) and I don’t think he has ever given out his social security number over the phone. Clearly he’s insane, but not funny insane like this guy’s dad. [...]
God, It bugs the shit out of me when I hear that this kind of event even took place to begin with! Mostly it just pisses me off, but whatever, what’ll change, ya know?!