Do you remember going to the mall as a kid before Christmas and seeing Santa Claus? Do you also remember how insanely cracked out and insane looking the mall Santa looked? Well there’s now a web site that highlights these Sketchy Santa’s:
This guy is straight out of “Attack of the Killer Space Clowns” circa 1988.
I’m pretty sure this guy is either on meth or is planning on taking the local post office hostage after his shift is over.
Whooa buddy. Watch those hands.
Enjoy and send your pics in. Believe it or not, the third pic is of a young Captain Yar.




lol it’s Killer Klowns from Outer Space, nice accurate quote. It’s also an awesome movie.
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