What you are seeing has not been doctored, nor was it a picture found on the internet. I saw this with my one good eye in upstate suburban New York. (Even Captains can’t stay out at sea ALL the time).
Be on the look out for its number one suspect: STEVE PERRY, former lead singer of the 80’s band Journey. He is considered armed and dangerous with one of the pussiest voices in Rock And Roll…right next to Geddy Lee of Rush. He also posses the ability to make every drunk annoying girl at the bar break out into song. Suspect needs to be stopped at all costs. Wanted Dead or Almost Dead. If you have any leads or whereabouts please report to The Captain’s Memos immediately. We will dispatch our private police force. Thank you.
stevie perry has the cures for the blues.
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