I realize we don’t live in Communist Russia, but I really feel like grocery stores across America should become standardized. If that’s too much for you, how about they standardize stores within the same chains. So every time you go to (insert: generic chain supermarket here) no matter where you are, you will find everything instantly. You won’t have to wander around looking for plastic cutlery (only to find that it’s not in the isle with the paper plates but with party supplies). Think about how much time in your life you’d get back or at least save in the future.
Another thing while we’re at it, why not standardize mailboxes across America. Make them all that simple generic metal kind in either red, white, or blue.
None of this fancy retarded bullshit people have where their mailbox is a giant bear and the envelopes go into it’s mouth and you can open it through it’s stomach. Just give me a regular mailbox…that or a large pike on the front of my lawn where you can stick your letters right through the sharp part.
Ah Captain Flintheart, you Marxist-Leninist you…but really, it would be a great idea.
what about the kids who drive around with a baseball bat and smash “beautiful” mailboxes??? WHat will the kids do??? Think about the kids captain flintheart….
first you are taking over our health care now our mail boxes ? when will this socialism stop !