They exist.
Who wouldn’t want their toast to come out as Darth Vader’s helmet? Every time you spread butter over it you can pretend you are suffocating Hayden Christensen.
Do you prefer your toast on the slightly dark or light side?
A death star grill? It can cook your steaks and destroy fucking planets! Could you really ask for more? Unless, your metallic bikini slave girl was grilling for you while you got trashed.
No wonder the rebel alliance needed those blue prints
I don’t understand how these are even being made. George Lucas must not have been able to hear about these products over the clang of coins in his money bin. He would have sued them faster than our very own Captain Kirk after he got his dick caught in the vending machine in New Brunswick.
No longer will I be forced to choose between Sith or Jedi flavored toast!
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That was neat that he made the AIDS movie