So at my “other job”, this guy asks for an address for someone that bought something from his website, I’m still a little baffled by his response. It transpired something like this:
Client:
A guy ordered by the name of Michael Bresagk – He ordered within the last 2 days- do you have his address?Me:
Sure, here is his address:
Michael Bresagk
Some street in Germany
Wermelskirchen, NW 42929
GermanyHis response:
Wemelskirchen is German for Pussy
Now, how does one respond to this? Do you type in “lol” or “haha”? Do you say, “I didn’t know that, thanks for the info”. Do you just not respond at all? Well my friends, I took a slightly less traveled path…
My response:
O yea? Well, großer schlaffer Esel Dick in German means “Big Floppy Donkey Dick”. Beat that hot shot.
And that is why folks, I am currently only employed by TCM. Word to the wise, don’t say “Big Floppy Donkey Dick” to someone who is openly gay, you might come out of it without a job.






