A website has popped up on the interenets that allows you to send your creative hate/love letters to Bernie Madoff (Living in Oprah’s minge and don’t know who this man is? Click here). Every six month anniversary of his prison term, this site will send him all of your gratuitous submissions.

They will be somewhat moderated however. So any gruesome death threats will be taken out unless you make it so lovely, the censurer will have to let it pass. Since Madoff is going to live for all 150 years of his sentence, you can expect a lot—like double the years man—in submissions. Lucky for you, you can go to their website and view the submissions. This by far is the best:

So go get that 3 quart pot in the kitchen you call your thinking cap, put it on and start sending in some love.

Madoff really likes receiving mail more than receiving anal. Although, these submissions might change that philosophy.

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Tags: bernie madoff, crazy shit, Random
Category: Stupid Stuff
July 10th, 2009

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