So yea, there is a man in England that apparently has the greatest dreams in the world.
According to this website this guy sleep talks almost every night saying the most outrageous stuff. His wife claims he is a very mild mannered person when awake but enter sandman, everything goes to shit. They are so good that his wife felt like they should be shared with the world.
Here are some of our favorites…
“Well if I’m the douchebag, you’re the contents, Titfuck!”
“My brother calls you a cunt. Not me. I didn’t do it. My BROTHER did.”
“Look at the size of your bath. I can pee in it and you’d never notice.”
“Don’t talk to me like that. I’m just gonna throw up in your face. Eat the carrots.”
“Give me back my hands! Limb thief!”
“Stupid fucking fizzy fish. Never liked them. Have some of that, you sugar-coated cunts.”
Pretty much all he says is gold.
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