So none of the Captain’s really write about anything that happens in our personal lives or during “meetings,” which are pretty much excuses to meet up and get wasted, but maybe that is going to stop.
About a year ago, I happened to catch a Pearl Jam show with Captain Flintheart and Captain Kirk in Hartford, Connecticut. If you’ve never been to Hartford, it’s a nice town during the day, but at night after 2 AM, watch your back. Holy shit.
Pearl Jam put on a rocking show and afterward, we did what we do best. Hartford does have a great scene at night, but everything ends at 2 AM on the dot. There are no bars that stay open extra late to accommodate those who can boogie with the best of them. Having no place else to go, we all went back to drink more at the hotel. Because the alcohol finally kicked in for me, I couldn’t exactly recall the events after we got back, but someone else could…
The note above was left under the door the following day. Talk about pretty cool. Feel free to take a stab and what happened to who in the note. We’ll let you know if you’re right. I this helped us finish the detective work of piecing the night together the next day at the McDonald’s she recommended. On a side note: who the fuck works on a Saturday and stays next to the downtown bar scene?
Well maybe this is a random story to share you, but then again, isn’t fake stories of Swimsuit models and instructions on giving a haduken pretty random too? Touche.
Who drunk dialed their girlfriend? I feel like I should know this as I either received a call that night or did not. Thus, eliminating at least one person from the running. I can’t remember even being told about this event. I feel like I’ve been forbidden from entering the cool kids table. =(
Next time try New Orleans or Key West. The bars never close in either of those towns. The letter was killer.
Oh, one more thing. The guy who wrote the note had to be Irish. They have a gift for telling you to go to hell in such a way as to make you look forward to the trip.
I have a guess that FLIntheart got stuck in the bathroom
Kirk was definitely sporting the work loafers and calling the girlfriend, my guess is that Captain Polish got stuck in the bathroom and Flintheart was sitting back having a beer and laughing at Polish?. Too bad the girls werent up for partying with you guys, maybe they dont like Pearl Jam?
2/3 Hot Dog, which in my book is a passing grade. But then again I failed out of grade school, so what do I know? I learned one thing before leaving though, how to open a bathroom door. Plus, I was bribing the pizza guy at the time so I couldn’t have been trapped.
Flintheart definitely got stuck in the bathroom. You can just tell.