How can we possess technology that allows men to not just travel in Space but to walk on the moon, yet we can’t figure out how to build a vending machine that accepts a slightly creased dollar bill? Now, I’ve never claimed to be an engineer, a mechanic, a scientist, or even smart for that matter. However, I refuse to believe that in 2009 we don’t have that technology available to us. In 1897, we were able to install a transatlantic telegraph line across the Atlantic Ocean to allow primitive international communication with England. Vending Machines though, that’s another issue. Why does the dollar have to be inserted George Washington’s ugly ass mug side up? America is not a country dominated by dollar coins…please take note of this Vending Machine Corporations and adjust.
Recently, upgrades have been made to the way the machines vend. Who cares if my ice cream is sucked out by a vacuum, my drink is placed on a neat little bridge and moved down or my pizza made fresh? I want you to take my dollar on my first try and not reduce me to an incoherent babbling violent idiot. Help me Obiwan Obama, you’re our only hope.
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Just wait until 2016, ya recycling bastard.