Nothing. Believe it or not, but no word in the English dictionary rhymes with orange. As for the Chinese, French, Mexican, Ugandian, and Polish dictionaries, we just don’t know. This means there’s hope in the world for some word to rhyme with orange. It’s like the phrase “there’s someone out there for everyone.”
On second thought, who gives a shit if anything rhymes with orange. Screw you orange.
how bout “strange”?