Today was a shitty day. Just plain crappy. Instead of writing about it and sounding like something off of a Lifetime show, I’m just going to give to list a bunch of other things that also really suck:
- Blue balls
- Running out of a condiment when its needed the most
- Peeing with a boner
- Listening to your barber’s life problems when you get your hair cut
- Warm beer
- UTI’s
- The ballet
- No toilet paper in the handicap bathroom stall
- Dusting
- Waiting for your oil to be changed
- The ass end of the office coffee
- Burnt pizza
- Being stuck behind two cars going slow that pace each other down a two lane road
- Peeling from a sunburn
- Being made to sit through an intense interpretative dance session
- Tight fitting clothes (on any man)
- Loose fitting clothes (only on a hot, or potentially hot, woman)
- Long, drawn out meetings that have no point
- Gas prices (we used to pay $1/gallon)
- Suits
- People who feel the need to one-up you on anything you say/do
- Using the same machine a sweaty person just used at the gym
All in all, today just sucked.
If I missed something that sucks, feel free to throw it out there. We’ll do a part II, III, etc. once there’s enough to list.
