It’s back. What every 50-year old fat woman and Captain Flintheart dream about, Tom Selleck, flowing waterfalls, and classic sandwiches. Honestly, can you ever really have enough of that brilliant trifecta?
and…
and of course…
I have no clue why there is a site built for this purpose, but somewhere someone is rejoicing right now (and it’s definitely someone who loves mustaches, food, and long walks on the beach).

Why is tom selleck so adored?? To me he is just a Burt Reynolds wannabe and his movies SUCKKKKKK! Especially that shit with the three men and the baby…On a side note, i can’t say im a big STEVE GUTTENBURG fan either….Still Selleck has one helluva STASH. If i saw him i would definitely think he was a cop.
Tom Selleck is definitely a second rate Burt Reynolds.
THis is the coolest thing. Better than Chuck Norris.