This last week was the most bizarre week of me life, hands down. It all began with a plane ride west to plunder the town of Lake Tahoe incessantly until the natives gave up their booty, but what happened next made no sense at all.
Note: This story is extremely stupid.
Arriving at Lake Tahoe was intense to say the least. The mountainous terrain was a big distraction when all me wanted to do was play craps at several of the casinos in town. Night one went down without incident, which brings us to day two….
Upon skiing with some Captain’s of the west at one of the local mountains, we encountered this ghoulish tree:
This tree was scary as shit. As we standed looking at this crazy ass tree, it did the unexpected, it ate one of the Captain’s! Below is the last known pic of Captain Joker:
Captain Joker was a good man and pirate and all we found after chasing this tree round the mountain for hours was a pile of bones. We decided to set them in a boat, light it on fire, and let the waters have their way with his remains. RIP Captain Joker.
The other Captain’s and me had a job to do – fuck up that tree. And much to our chagrin, we did. It was amazing cutting this tree up until we were all arrested for destroying the property of Squaw Valley ski resort.
Jailed like we were weeks back in San Antonio, we managed to escape to safety and finished our deeds. After a week of evading arrest and stealing burritos, we were able to hitch back to the east coast.
So this retarded story explains this Captain’s absense the past week. We lost a good man in Captain Joker, but his dissapearence is a reminder to all of us – do not trust trees. Those fuckers can really fuck your day up.
That was stupid!
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