Football fans, you no longer have to hear the retardoness that flows out of this man’s mouth anymore. As of today, John Madden is retiring from broadcasting football. To send him off, lets look at some of his top quotes from over the years:
“Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they’re bigger than everybody else, and that’s what makes them the biggest guys on the field.”
“When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to.”
“I think the team that wins the battle of the turnovers, will PROBABLY win this game”
“Here’s a guy who when he runs, he moves faster.”
“It reminds me of predators in the wild. Do you ever watch that show where the lion chases his prey?”
“A fumble is a fumble when he fumbles, and that My Sexy Little Pixie was a fumble!”
I wonder if he is going to do infomercials now. Let’s see what that would look like.
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