This year’s Super Bowl is going to be pimp. You have Peyton Manning vs. Drew Brees – amazing offense vs. equally amazing offense. One thing is for certain, there will not be a lack of points scored.
This my friends could be a Super Bowl for the ages. This is the one you’ll tell you kids about some day and tell them where you were when Pierre Garcon or Pierre Thomas (whichever Frenchman you like) scored big.
Regardless of the score of the game, the real winner is you. But let’s see who will win by looking at some other stats:
Super Bowl is on the fast track to becoming the next federal holiday. Soon business and schools will be closed to accommodate for the tardiness and absenteeism this festive game brings with it. Schools in New Orleans are not open Monday February 8th, but schools in Indianapolis will only have a two hour delay. Suck it. Winner: New Orleans
New Orleans entire community is rallying around the Saints. Their emergence after post-Katrina has been a huge lift for the city. In Indianapolis, people love the Colts. Simply put. While both cities love their teams, the Saints are more ingrained into the fabric of New Orleans than those sluts the Colts (who moved in from Baltimore). Winner: New Orleans
I have no clue what Indianapolis serves as its main dish, but have you ever tasted creole? I could eat gumbo and crawfish every day of my life if need be. Winner: New Orleans
Saints Cheerleaders vs. Colts Cheerleaders. Winner: New Orleans
The party scene in Indianapolis is probably pretty solid. They have some bars, clubs, a good flock of hot girls, etc. It’s a town where you can have fun. I was in New Orleans two years ago. On a Tuesday in September Bourbon Street was packed wall to wall with girls flashing anybody they saw. Wow. Winner: New Orleans
Every media junket has decided to ask the Saints how they are going to deal with Peyton Manning and his awesomeness for the past 10 days or so. Can you imagine being asked the same question for 10 straight days? Wouldn’t that rile you up and make you go nuts? The same thing happened to Texas in 2006 when they ended up whooping the favored USC to win the coveted BCS bowl game. History repeats. Winner: New Orleans
If you wanted a sports synopsis of the game, ESPN does a solid job. They have dudes who talk sports every day and get paid for it. Amazing. This is the best we can do rating some of the other intangibles. When all said and done, New Orleans seems prepared to win and have the wildest party ever conceived on the face of the earth.
Enjoy the bean dip, beer, chicken wings, and nachos. You’re in for one helluva game.
Polish we agree on something !!! Lets go NO…. I bet it will be a tight (much like flinthearts asshol) game . But I think New Orleans wants it more and has a little more skill on their team. It will be high scoring and i am guessing both QB’s will have 3 td’s each Manning will get more yards but NO’s run game will decide the ending score
I’m just as surprised Lanceford. I agree with your thoughts. This is going to be one good game!
I agree wholeheartedly that NO, as an organization and a city, has much more motivation and intrinsic desire to win this game but lets not forget that Peyton Manning is Peyton Manning.
He may even have Kim Kardashian blowing him during halftime saying, “Reggie who?”…
It’s pretty hard to find a flaw in Manning’s game, but that Saints defense made Kurt Warner retire and laid a smackdown on Brett Farve. Anything is possible.
Damn Capt you were right.