Why do cameras never show cheerleaders? The only chance you get is when the cameras phase into commercials. And what comes up as the first commercial? Peyton Manning letting us know we need HD TV’s so we can see cheerleaders in better definition. Sony should play a commercial that has Peyton saying we need better TV’s to be prepared for the Lingerie Football League. That would sell me.
So Jets D! Who can stop them? It wont be a QB or a team. Only way I see it, Bart Scott is blinded by a fan in New Orleans through some ultra powerful lens, he momentarily sees spots and turns into Revis causing them to be knocked out for two quarters. But that’ll have to wait until next weeks column when we preview the leagues best offense vs the leagues best defense.
The Titans 0-2 record doesn’t show what the team has done. Collins and his offense have been pretty good. But good enough to score the first TD against the Jets D of the season? This Sunday we’ll find out. While I’d love to put money on the Jets, its hard to see the Titans going 0-3, and if they are 0-3 it’ll be a close game. A few field goals may be all that’s needed to win this low scoring battle. Plus rumors are out that Sanchez’s knee is hurt, so Id steer clear and just root for the team in green.
This week’s pick: Bears -2. Have you seen the Seahawks? And they may be without Hasslebeck, which drops them to scoring no more than 10 points. Even a bad Cutler can drive for 13 points in 4 quarters.
Honorable mention: Lions at +6.5. Yes. The battle of two awful teams. Lions/Redskins. Can one outscore the other by a touchdown? I doubt it. But I also wont put money on a team that hasn’t won since Captain Yar had his balls removed. If anyone’s wondering, that was a long time ago.
Last week’s pick Jets +4:
Captain Kirk: 1-0
