We are fans of Pepperoni Pizza, Mountain Bikes, Fat Chicks On Little Scooters (well Captain Yar is), People Falling, Trampolines, Sports, Beer and Boobs.
Yes, we are men.
In the beginning we were hunters and gatherers.
We still are. But in a civilized world, where do we go while the wives cook?
THE LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE! – Half-naked women and football. Does it get any better than that?
What was once just a Pay-Per-View stunt – beautiful women running around in uniforms that would make Victoria Secret models blush – trying to compete with the bland, politically correct halftime show of the Super Bowl is now being turned into a 10-team league that will debut in the fall of 2009.
The new Lingerie Football League (LFL) – with women playing full-contact football in helmets, sports bras and panties – will feature a two conference format. The Atlanta Steam, Chicago Bliss, Miami Caliente, New England Euphoria and the Tampa Breeze will compete in the Eastern Conference. The Western Conference features the Dallas Desire, Los Angeles Temptation, Phoenix Scorch, San Diego Seduction and the Seattle Mist.
And after pulling one of ten names from a hat, we are now fans of……….
The New York Majesty! And will be following them all season long. Now we know this team is not listed above but since tryouts are occurring, we’re going to be fans. And since TCM is incorporated in NY, we figured some publicity may get us some free front row seats to the best action to occur in Nassau Coliseum since the 1980′s. (We didn’t really pull a name out of any hat)
Stay Tuned.
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