The World Cup is coming to South Africa in June and if you’re like me you care fuck all about soccer. However these things only happen once every four years and they’re a blast/worth participating in. You don’t have to like soccer to rock out on it. The Cup presents opportunities for the fun, excitement, and possibly Brazilian girls. Here’s how to make it work…
Location
The last thing you want to do is go to a regular American bar or tavern. You need something a little exotic to enjoy the World Cup. Its hard to beat German Biergartens for the international atmosphere and awesome beer selection. This is going to be your best choice. There should be a number of strange accents and crazy European people coming out of the woodwork. This also means hot foreign chicks. Another option is Mexican restaurants who will probably have the craziest fans and best food. Dos Equis and tequila will give you a new appreciation for the game. I would avoid British pubs lest you be dragged into an actual soccer conversation though.
Behavior
Be respectful, but feel free to be the ignorant soccer fan you want to be. People get rowdy and patriotic all over the world for this tournament. Riots, brawls, and chaos are not uncommon. I say get loud and have fun during the Cup. Dress up in red, white, blue colors and tell anyone you see that America is gonna win it all. You can be a little obnoxious but don’t drift into Eagle’s fans territory (no one wants to see those sad fucks). Relax, sample as many world beers as possible, and check out foreign girls. Trash talk is fun but watch-out for hooligans.
Dangers
Hooligans, high-alcohol German beer, nationalism, annoying soccer chants
Pro’s
Exotic women, high alcohol German beer, seeing different cultures, shouting out “Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaal
Synopsis
Take the excuse for a party and go with it. Use it as a way to expand your knowledge of other nations and get drunk and happy with their peoples. Do it right and do it again in four years.
Originally by Captain Fuerza.
The day they stop the cold blooded slaughter of farmers in South Africa, is the day I would even aknowledge that the world cup ever went there.
okay terrablanche.
“People get rowdy and patriotic all over the world for this tournament. Riots, brawls, and chaos are not uncommon. I say get loud and have fun during the Cup. Dress up in red, white, blue colors and tell anyone you see that America is gonna win it all. You can be a little obnoxious but don’t drift into Eagle’s fans territory (no one wants to see those sad fucks). Relax, sample as many world beers as possible, and check out foreign girls. Trash talk is fun but watch-out for hooligans.”
How much is real?