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Memos Tagged Alex Trebeck


Jan312011

Fake Jeopardy Interviews

Ah, the good ol’ days. Sitting on your smelly, alcohol infused couch up at school watching re-runs of Jeopardy trying to guess the questions but not even coming close to the proper answers.

trebek Fake Jeopardy Interviews

“Sometimes considered America’s hat.”
“What is Mexico.”
“No, I’m sorry. That would be correct if we asked, ‘sometimes considered America’s stinky penis.’”

What? You didn’t do that? Oh, well I’m sure you have all seen an episode or 2 of Jeopardy before. There is a time during the show when Alex Trebek introduces and interviews the contestants. This website is exactly like that, but fake. They have come up with some golden interview introductions, some of which I have actually been asked before. Very much like these:

“I read that you recently held a seance to communicate with your dead cat. Tell me, Edith, what did Sir Fluffyface have to say from beyond the grave?”

“Ben, I hear your kids have a hilarious nickname for your wooden leg.”

“Tony, your wife tells us you sit down to pee.”

“It says here that Dayton, Ohio resident Mark Shields adds a “special ingredient” to Kraft macaroni and cheese, much to the delight of his family. Mark?”

“And here we have a story about a duck, a couch and some roller skates. Brenda?”

“I’m told here that you write for The Captains Memos. What is it like to be a drunken retard, Captain Yar?



Feb22010

This Is Jeopardy

alextrebek This Is Jeopardy

I love watching Jeopardy, but I hate Alex Trebeck. It pains me to listen to him…he is a smug, arrogant, prick. I really feel that he gets a perverse pleasure out of letting the contestants know their answer is incorrect. He always seems like he is trying incredibly hard not to let out an enormous grin.

I have no doubt that he a reasonably intelligent man, but he seems to forget that we all know that he has the answers in his hand and zero pressure when he corrects the contestants. He particularly enjoys when they mispronounce a word or don’t say it in the plural sense.

The reasons described here is exactly why some people love this flaming piece of a Canadian and in theory he seems like someone I would enjoy. In fact though, I really can’t stand the mother fucker.

TCM would like to give Trebeck a big FUCK YOU from all the Captains!

Oh, and grow your mustache back.


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