Memos Tagged ‘America’


Video
Sep32010

Video of the Day!

This is the first commercial aired in California for medical marijuana.

Listen for the last quote in the commercial from the semi-hot young girl who probably went into the doctor to say she had “no appetite” (even though she clearly states why in the beginning of the ad). Spoken like a true weedhead, lady.

“I don’t do drugs, only weed.”

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Thanks to Hot Dog who is our unofficial liaison when it comes to the medical marijuana issue over in the state of California.


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Pastime
Aug272010

What happend if WWII occured on Facebook?


Since every kid these days is pretty much living on Facebook what a better way to teach history than to do so on Facebook. That way these little shitheads will actually pay attention.

wwiifacebook What happend if WWII occured on Facebook?

Click here for the entire war.


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Issues
Aug102010

Cleansing The Jail System

Jail Cleansing The Jail System

This may not be a new or radically different idea than has been posed to America before. Then again maybe it is, by my ass is too lazy too google it. When someone is proven 100% guilty of a crime that gives them life in prison, give the guilty party the right to choose death over a lifetime in jail. This way we might not have to pay for their dumbass while they eek out a miserable existance for the next 55 years in jail…and it frees up some space. Don’t tell me it’s inhumane either. At least we’d give the person a choice. Some countries would just chop off their heads without asking questions.


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Sports
Aug62010

Interstate Olympics

People don’t care about the Olympics anymore and why should they unless we are competing against a communist or former communist country? Well I’ve got a way to change all that: Interstate Olympics. Why not have all 50 states compete against each other for supremacy across the United States?  Throw in the standards like Baseball…is Illinois better than Montana? We can finally include Football in the Olympics now Why stop there on “generic” American sports? Toss in shit like Ice Fishing and Human Deer Hunting, hick ass states now have a chance to shine. Ramp it up for 21st century appeal and give rich wives credit cards for shopping sprees and see who bankrupts their husbands first (New York, New Jersey, and California got that shit locked down).

Map Interstate Olympics

This will promote State pride and healthy competition. It might further heat up North and South rivalry. This will also give the South the opportunity (in a non violent way) for a rematch against the North for the events of the Civil War.

Interstate Olympics 2012. Let’s make this shit happen.


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Soccer
Jun232010

USA! USA! USA!

Game time is now folks. If you don’t have access to a TV, it is playing on ESPN radio right herrr.

Here is a little something to get you all super fucking pumped.

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Issues, Video
Jun172010

The Oil Spill – Continued

A quick overview of how it all went down:

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Glad these ass clowns make millions.


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Crazy
Jun152010

What not to do at a NASCAR race.

So TCM had a little redneck gathering a few weekends ago at the Pocono’s Raceway for their NASCAR race. We were fortunate enough to get a spot in the infield. I must say, NASCAR is boring on TV but in real life it is a fucking trip. A lot of drinking, Indian leg wrestling, pooping and shouting very loudly occurred. Those damn hicks know how to fucking party. Anyways, day 2 rolls around and we notice that the kid camping next to us is getting a little rowdy. A little too rowdy for our liking…to the point where we think he punched this girl in the face—mind you she came out a hootin’ and a hollarin’ that he raped her the night before. Sure men beating up on women is funny in the movies, but in real life, that shit won’t fly. So this kid tries to fight everyone, but his brother stops us. Next thing we know, this happens:

So pretty much he got pissed off at life and decided to go live in the woods behind Pocono’s Raceway. We believe he is still there living off of strict rations of Maple leaves and rabbit poop. Good luck to ya, ya fuckin’ douchebag.


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Issues, News
Jun142010

Headline News

In one of our favorite segments we like to show our readers how stupid America has become and the kind of news headlines one might see when they are checking their emails. This unfortunatley is an abridged version, but it speaks volumes.

0516101650 Headline News

Thanks again to Shaffer for making this happen.


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