I love watching Jeopardy, but I hate Alex Trebeck. It pains me to listen to him…he is a smug, arrogant, prick. I really feel that he gets a perverse pleasure out of letting the contestants know their answer is incorrect. He always seems like he is trying incredibly hard not to let out an enormous grin.

I have no doubt that he a reasonably intelligent man, but he seems to forget that we all know that he has the answers in his hand and zero pressure when he corrects the contestants. He particularly enjoys when they mispronounce a word or don’t say it in the plural sense.

The reasons described here is exactly why some people love this flaming piece of a Canadian and in theory he seems like someone I would enjoy. In fact though, I really can’t stand the mother fucker.

TCM would like to give Trebeck a big FUCK YOU from all the Captains!

Oh, and grow your mustache back.